April 2009
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i want to be like water and slip into your throat...
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maybe the most "can't look away because it's so... →
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my mother, the assassin
mom: let's all dress in black, hang outside of his apartment in the dark and all kick his ass
mom: we'll kick his ass ninja style with full face and body coverage
mom: or we can do it mob style and hit him with a pillowcase full or oranges repeatedly
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if you were to put a werewolf on the moon - would...
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ListenYeah Yeah Yeahs - Zero (Animal Collective Remix)
Apr 16th
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where exactly does the apple fall ?
mom: i'm having the wine from spain
mom: it's sparkling wine did you know that
mom: it's good
me: no i didnt realize
mom: me neither
me: i probs shouldve guessed from the cork
mom: yeah your father said 'well it has a wire cage why wouldn't you think it was sparkling'
mom: so i said 'we have to drink the whole bottle because we don't want it to go flat'
me: hahah i see
me: it's not going to go flat _IMMEDIATELY_ you know
mom: yeah so i've got about a 1/4 of the bottle left
Apr 16th
“i’d give them yellow roses. and if they got too loud i would just put them...”
–  “Gia” (1998)
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