"it's been seven hours and fifteen days"...
my uncanny ability to recognize sinead o’connor’s “nothing compares 2 u” with only hearing the last five seconds really amazes and freaks me out. i just thought you should know.
the world we live in
friend: but communicating complex and abstract ideas is hard because of our language barrier.
me: i dont know how you can ever explain this to her but it is really important. i know you know !
friend: i will have to come up with an emaculately worded text message
me: well isn't that just a sad sign of the times !
me: i must express this incredibly heartfelt and abstract idea in 160 characters or less
curse my love of art/fancy technology
i just splattered acrylic paint all over my all-in-one’s screen. now my absurdly overpriced and sexy computer looks like it’s trying to be a jackson pollack. goddamn it all.
total relationship honesty.
me: do you think my tongue is weird ?
brice: no, well, not really. i mean. it's a little big for your mouth.