mom: i don't like emoticons
mom: i saw a stupid one
mom: it supposedly stood for john lennon
me: do you know what emoticons are?
mom: no :(
postcardsfromyomomma: I dunno. Small animals (except for Mickey) seem to turn on us. Your hamster was a b-tch. My bird was a b-tch. He literally bit the hand that fed him. I had a turtle when I was 10. I buried him in a chinese food container because he died. I later found out that they hibernate, so possibly he wasn’t dead at all. Perhaps small animals have found out about this through their...
i am totalyly drnuk isnt that ufunny yeah, it probably is in a lot fof ways ;0
samantha jones →
um. this is just full of lolz. i realize that they are actors outside of their best known roles … it’s just the two of them together … in those clothes…. it’s too much.
only you can say “like totally fucked up” and not sound completely...– alex garnett on my use of the phrase “like totally fucked up”
lie still and think of the empire.– a 19th century English mother giving her soon-to-be wed daughter advice on how to behave on her wedding night