April 2008
6 posts
emoticons
mom: i don't like emoticons
mom: i saw a stupid one
mom: it supposedly stood for john lennon
me: do you know what emoticons are?
mom: no :(
small animals
postcardsfromyomomma: I dunno. Small animals (except for Mickey) seem to turn on us. Your hamster was a b-tch. My bird was a b-tch. He literally bit the hand that fed him. I had a turtle when I was 10. I buried him in a chinese food container because he died. I later found out that they hibernate, so possibly he wasn’t dead at all. Perhaps small animals have found out about this through their...
i am totalyly drnuk isnt that ufunny yeah, it probably is in a lot fof ways ;0
samantha jones →
um. this is just full of lolz. i realize that they are actors outside of their best known roles … it’s just the two of them together … in those clothes…. it’s too much.
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“only you can say “like totally fucked up” and not sound completely...”
– alex garnett on my use of the phrase “like totally fucked up”
“lie still and think of the empire.”
– a 19th century English mother giving her soon-to-be wed daughter advice on how to behave on her wedding night 